Bet you're wondering what Macha eggs are, eh? Yeah, well they're the brown eggs. Typically we buy white eggs; it is cheaper. For some reason though I grabbed the brown eggs from the store. AJ was amazed. I tried to tell her that sometimes there are brown eggs, sometimes there are white eggs. She stared at me. She slowly shook her head.
AJ: Mom, those are Macha Eggs.
Me: What exactly is a Macha Egg? You know...chickens...they just have brown eggs sometimes.
AJ: Well, yeah, Mom, of course. The brown eggs are called Macha Eggs and they are from chickens.
Me: Okay, well then where do white eggs come from?
AJ: Oh those come from the eggplant.
Oh. Well of course then. That settles it.