AJ: Momma, I need to cut you.  Okay?
Me: What?  Why do you need to cut me?
AJ: Mom.  I need to cut you with this.  It'll be okay.  I just need to collect your blood.  
*she holds up a small green balloon that has not been blown up yet and points to it*
Me: Why do you need my blood?
AJ: Mom.  I just do.  I'm collecting blood from all different animals.  Elephant, Monkey...
So...I'm not sure if I should be bothered by the fact that she wanted to cut me with a Lego sword, that she wanted to harvest my blood in a small balloon, or that she lumped me with elephants and monkeys.